Tricky tricky America.
It was crystal clear that it was Paris or Bucky's turn to go but they zapped Mandisa instead. Sure, she sucked hard but I'm pretty sure the other two were sucking and blowing at the same time. Paris was so relieved she forgot to turn on the waterworks.
Kenny Rogers looking like he may have had even more plastic surgery since last night's show treated us to a heartstoppingly mediocre song. I bet he couldn't even get a babysitter to marry him at this point.
Suggestion - give up the God thing and marry Vin Diesel just so I can call you Mandisa Diesel or ManDiesel for short. Or something like that.
Happy New Year. Or is it?
15 hours ago