8/12/2006

Advantage One

Being a centaur in the middle of a battle wouldn't be so bad. At least you don't have to worry about your horse running away.

13 comments:

justacoolcat said...

30 - Love Tennis doubles wouldn't be bad either. As long as you didn't lose your balls.

Megan said...

I never thought of that before.

Old Lady said...

The only thing I can think of is so extremely dirty that I dare not. The levels my mind can reach need to be protected.

Dale said...

Tetanus anyone? Oh tennis? Well, I'm partial to my balls CC so maybe I'll sit this set out. That whole sentence sounds wrong.

I did it so you wouldn't have to Megan. Hello.

Do it Old Lady. Extremely dirty is just as welcome as extremely boring which I am known to be.

Beth said...

A sad day ... and Dale's weird thoughts make me laugh out loud once again. God praise Canada!

X. Dell said...

The problem with being a centaur in the middle of a battle is that you would still be a centaur after the battle is over.

Veteran benefits aren't that great for just regular GIs. Uncle Sam never treats you like a grown man.

But if you're a centaur captured by the enemy, you might just get hanged like a horse.

Something to thing about.

blog Portland said...

If centaurs were part of our world, they could only secure employment as park cops and porn stars.

Dale said...

Thank you for only calling my thoughts weird Beth. It's an important distinction.

I think you're either hung like a horse or you're not X. Dell. Good point about Uncle Sam though.

And if all their films were done while in the park on duty, they'd make a killing, er, a fortune.

SlayGirl said...

The way your mind works never ceases to amaze me.

Dale said...

You wouldn't believe what goes on in there sometimes SG.

Tanya Espanya said...

You know, I read Centaur, but my brain processes Cyclops.

Dale said...

That's pretty disturbing. I didn't read the thing, the picture was enough.

Tanya Espanya said...

I know! Isn't that horrible?! And of course, since I'm such a wicked bad person, what if my baby turns out like that?!