8/15/2006

I Fear Me

My biggest fear is not that I will be misquoted but that I will be air quoted. So I guess in the fear department, I'm calming down.

28 comments:

Echo said...

I highly doubt you "will be air quoted", Dale... Shit, I just air quoted you...

Dale said...

Are you saying I'm not "good enough" to be air quoted Echo?

chelene said...

You need a hobby.

Saviour Onassis said...

My biggest fear (for you) is having a biggest fear that involves a verb.

"...that I will be __________ed." See what I mean?

My fears center mostly around zombies and sudoku. I will try to stop air _________ing you so much, but you're just so damn _______able!

larry h. said...

Been busy at work, just dropped in to see how my blog mates are doing. So we're scared of being "air quoted" eh, mate. Hmmm.

Peter said...

Listen "guys", were all "good enough" to be "air quoted". Okay?

Dale said...

Right now I think this is my "hobby" Chelene. Don't hate me because I'm "hobbying".

I'll tell you all about my smallest "fears" sometime and we'll see who's ______ing after that Saviour!

Hey Larry, I wondered what you were up to. "Working" eh?

You sure are Peter. Although I didn't use any "'s. What does that mean?

chelene said...

Well, okay, as long as YOU think you're "sane".

Echo said...

See? I screwed up. I used "air quotes" (did it again) when I should have used *snark markers*...

Dale said...

I absolutely never meant to imply that I was sane. Can you forgive me Chelene?

Your snark markers are *so cool* Echo!

justacoolcat said...

Whatever "Dale".

Coaster Punchman said...

I don't know how to air quote a Dale.

jin said...

So, dale...what were you saying?
You're an air-head?
I'm afraid I couldn't concentrate on such a lengthy post.

Anyway...don't worry. People don't quote air-heads.

Dale said...

Exactly, I've fooled you all with that name for so long Coolcat. Welcome home.

Neither do I "CP"

I'm using special fingers for you right now Jin. Can you guess which ones?

A. Estella Sassypants said...

*making the sign of the air quotes*

sKincarver said...

Does this mean that some greasy hippie in a denim vest is going to be preteding to type while saying things from your blog?

mellowlee said...

Right now my biggest fear is I will never learn not to use "sneer" or "air quotes" heehee

SlayGirl said...

I keep picturing Dr. Evil and mini me saying "lazer" in air quotes. As long as a giant globe doesn't fall on your head I think you'll be ok.

justacoolcat said...

I knew you'd overcome your biggest fear. Now you can get on with some of those minor phobias.

Saviour Onassis said...

Yes, let's hear about your ______ing minor phobias.

Bre said...

a friend of mine uses "rock star" quotes. I enjoy being "rock star" quoted.

Dale said...

I knew you had it in you Andi.

I don't make fun of what you wear Skincarver, don't be a hater.

My second biggest fear Lee is that all the blood is going to rush to your head, start spurting out and make a mess on my blog. Steady as she goes.

Minor fear #38: that I'll end up the subject of a country song.

Minor fear #19: that I won't understand what to put in the _______.

Rock star quotes is a great idea Bre. It took me a second to figure out what the hell you meant but now I can't stop making them.

Echo said...

Dale, I'm working on number 38 for you. It's important that you confront your fears head on. I call it *Like A Rhinestone Blogger*...it's catchy...

Dale said...

Snarkin' and sparklin' too? Fun? Wow!! Thanks Echo.

Grant Miller said...

You seem much more mellow.

Dale said...

Dear Grant Miller,

Have you never been mellow?

Sincerely,

Dale

X. Dell said...

I'm wondering. If an air guitrist makes an air quote, does he make a sound?

Dale said...

No but I hope he falls down in the forest. Hahaha.