8/19/2006

How's My Blogging?

I always let a few days go by from the time Grant Miller blogs about his site traffic to when I decide to spontaneously post about the same thing. It's not that I forget about Site Meter or anything until I wander by and notice he's done it again. No.

So, here are some of the fun ways people have ended up on my blog's doorstep lately.

signs of manorexia - I'm the #1 hit in Japan. Or is that Chinese. Whatever.

"happy is the soul ..." rain - also, happy is the funk soul brother ... sun

dale the lazy bastard - how very dare you! Uh oh, #1 again. I haven't made it down to Stupid Evil Bastard Dale which is a few slots down.

"BuonDi breakfast" - without crispy bacon, there is no point.

how d i avoid dead spots in my thyme groundcover - what am I working for Harrowsmith now?

Dale Morgenstern - at no time have I ever looked like Rhoda, Brenda, Ida or the dad

gerber baby auditions canada - this one horrified me a bit because I was complaining about babies and swearing at the same time. No worse I suppose than pimping your bundle of joy out for some easy advertising bucks though is it?

Insert witty closing remarks. Someone, please.

18 comments:

jin said...

I like 'dale the lazy bastard' best.
The search, not the blog administrator.
;-)

Not that I don't like you...I mean I do.

Not that I'm calling you a lazy bastard...I mean ... wait, what?

lulu said...

Mmmmmmmmm crispy bacon

Dale said...

I am the laziest of bastards Jin so I couldn't possibly take offense.

Although, I am not so lazy that I won't cook delicious bacon Lulu. None of that pre-chewed store bought previously loved bacon for me.

lulu said...

"previously loved bacon"? How did you know the name of my next album? It was supposed to be a secret.

I am currently indulging in bacon from the farmers market. It is like no other bacon I have had, and might become my single most favorite food ever. In fact, eating this bacon might become my single most favorite activitiy ever.

chelene said...

Pre-chewed?! Dale, that is nasty. Perish the thought! ;)

Dale said...

A title like that is too cool to keep from the world Lulu and I know Chelene, foul and uncalled for but I couldn't help myself.
All apologies.

Ben said...

Type in anything and it all ends up at your Blog Dale.

I tried "Nuns In Cocktail skirts performing drinking stunts on ice" and I ended up at your blog.

Chancelucky said...

Wow, and I thought I was special for getting hits for "Condaleeza Rice and Sex.'

Dale said...

If they didn't before, they will now Ben. I don't even want to know.

Hi Chancelucky - You are special. Nobody should have sex without a Condy!

Echo said...

I get TONS of hits for "Grant" and "Miller"...It makes absolutely no sense to me...hmmm....bacon...

Chancelucky said...

Dale,
first I'm a nerd, now I'm "special".
It's okay to have sex without a Condy, if you're in a committed monogamous relationship. Also would rather have sex without a Condy than with, though our president may disagree.

thanks for linking me, btw.

Dale said...

I'm sure I have no idea who you are Echo or why Grant and Miller mean anything to anyone. Because as we all know, it don't meant a thing if you ain't got bacon.

Are you sure you're not saying what you don't not want to say CL? I know what I meant.

Old Lady said...

I don't really pay attention to mine since the "spanking" incident.

Dale said...

Yes Old Lady, we'll always have the spanking incident now won't we? It's not what you think everyone!

X. Dell said...

Hmm. I'm gonna have to comb your archives. Apparently, I'm missing a lot.

Dale said...

So am I.

SlayGirl said...

President? What does he know. Oh, that's right, it's only bad if you swallow...uh, I mean, inhale. Ooops wrong prez. Nevermind.

Dale said...

Haha, good point. Welcome back Slaygirl.