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6 months ago
8/12/2006
Jesus Close The Blinds
Nobody ever comes right out and says it and that's why I'm here. I love migraines. Some people pay top dollar to be forced into submission, kept immobile in a dark room for hours and focussed only on what they're feeling. Migraines give you that for free. And like everything else, they're from baby Jesus.
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Jesus was very giving that way.
You are probably dehydrated. Drink some water, not wine.
Wasn't he just Creepy? The pain's subsided and so I'm back to my regularly scheduled bullshit.
So pull a reverse Jesus and turn the wine into water Old Lady?
Migraines are from Hell.
Migraines are a bitch from hell. It is my one curse, I hate them....
Saviou Onassis is right. Got some Satan in your soul, Dale?
Maybe you can get the infant Jesus to wear leather.
So let me get this straight, 3 of you say they're from hell and at least 1 of you would prefer the baby Jesus in swaddling leather. Interesting. Today I've switched from migraine pain to lower back pain, just to mix it up. WWJDITWAJ? (What would Jesus do if there was a Jesus?)
I read a book once about a nun who wrote beautiful poetry when she had migraines.
And you're just laying in a dark corner.
Slacker.
(But I'm glad you feel better.)
It wasn't written by my sister the Sister was it?
I am a total slacker! I love slacking. I excel at it. That and showing up for work.
i only get migraines if i drink draft maybe jesus prefers wine to draft then. And jesus can only wear leather if it is red snake skin and he touches his but and says yeeeeouch
If only Jesus had spent time turning the wine into extra strength Advil the next morning, we might have learned something Dalebot. Red leather looks great on me too.
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